I'm Joshua, a pansexual, ink-loving, midwestern lovefool. The links above will take you to a few of my favorite things. The things below will tell you everything there is to know about me and the stuff that makes me tick.
The short version is that I'm 27 years old. I have adventures. I like shirtless guys. I like girls in dresses. I smell like dirt and I play rough. I'm not the prettiest boy you'll ever meet, but I'll sure be the one you fall in love with the fastest.
I'm a [Libra] and an [ENFP].
As far as I'm concerned, you're perfect.
Pssh, all you pony artists emulating other pony artists.
MAGRITTE SON
“Son of Man”, interpreted as “Son of Mac”. ITS A PUN
All digitally painted, just referencing the original. The original here.
Man that suit was fun to render. And the apple. weeeeeeeeeeee
A couple nights ago, at the Omaha Brony Meet Up, I got to meet Braeburned, and my boyfriend, knowing about me secret internet crush went so far as to buy me a print of this particular piece. Needless to say, he got some pretty amazing sex that night.
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#beard
#beardy
#bearded
#lust
#unf
#want
#stunning
#lickable
#fuckable
#almost
#underwear
#scruff
#scruffy
#pits
#arms
#muscle
#delicious
#perfection
#unfunfunf
#undress
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the happy housewife/de gelukkige huisvrouw.
are you fucking kidding me oh my god.rise of the guardians yeehaw
totalrekall
shitdamnfuck
OH. GOD. LESMIS.
heh your lifes story is a miserable lesbian
rise of the guardians aw yush
artificial intelligence
i’m gonna cry
paranorman
omg yes
THE HOBBIT… YES.
The Incredibles
????
Schindler’s List.
This isn’t even funny anymore, guise.
Nightmare Before Christmas! I win!
HOBBIT FOR THE WIN!!!
Harry Potter.
YAY
aristocats?
o k a y
Musical Chairs.
That’s strangely realistic…
jane eyre??? yes okay neato
Rurouni Kenshin…
Um… I have no idea
Predator 2.
So I’m gonna be skinned alive by an extraterrestrial sport hunter…. Lucky me.
The Hobbit. Depending on where I am, not very fucked at all!
The Perks of Being a Wallflower — it already was my life. I’m good.
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