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I'm Joshua, a pansexual, ink-loving, midwestern lovefool. The links above will take you to a few of my favorite things. The things below will tell you everything there is to know about me and the stuff that makes me tick.

The short version is that I'm 28 years old. I have adventures. I like shirtless guys. I like girls in dresses. I smell like dirt and I play rough. I'm not the prettiest boy you'll ever meet, but I'll sure be the one you fall in love with the fastest.

I'm a [Libra] and an [ENFP].
As far as I'm concerned, you're perfect.

luvivane:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Octopus: HUMAN
HUMAN
WHERE ARE WE GOING TODAY?
WHERE SHALL WE EXPLORE? :D

I WANT ONE

duindamage

luvivane:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Octopus: HUMAN

HUMAN

WHERE ARE WE GOING TODAY?

WHERE SHALL WE EXPLORE? :D

I WANT ONE

duindamage

(Source: darianaquino, via megandear)

— 3 days ago with 72712 notes
#duindamage  #octopus  #jim things  #clothing  #fashion  #things i need  #things i can't live without 

vinegod:

DILF by nick mastodon

def dilf

(via tottoluvve413)

— 4 days ago with 855 notes
pieflavoredjizz asked: I have not heard from you or seen anything from you in forever! How have you been? My blog title has changed like 30 times but I think you followed me back when it was timeandrelativedimensionissexy? Possibly when it was liquid-pickle.


Answer:

I remember you. Umm. Lots happened. I got a committed relationship, and a full time job, and then I got married, and now I’m having like a legit big boy wedding. It gets hard to find time to tumblr lately. I even had to stop joining my girls over at bhadpodcast , duindamage and work take up all the times! I still stalk and follow everybody I used to, even some new ones. 

— 4 days ago with 2 notes
Let’s test your sexuality!

daddymink:

fi-ri:

deansass:

elvenferretots:

yearnforyaoi:

megab0ner:

thirsty-hoe:

sadtubaplayer:

http://vistriai.com/kinseyscaletest/

I got a four, what did you get?

I got a 6, lol.

I got a 6

I got… F? I failed the test?

image

I took it again just in case and it came out the same. 

I got a 6! Surprised? I did not think so.

I got 0 lmao

I was going to do this but

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I don’t identify as neither.

You actually don’t have to select a gender! It’ll score you otherwise which is nice

I am still a Kinsey 4.

(via c-arax)

— 6 days ago with 101991 notes
famousest:

where is the lie

… as a messy top, I can confirm this as 100% true.

famousest:

where is the lie

… as a messy top, I can confirm this as 100% true.

(via marc-jcubs)

— 1 week ago with 10197 notes
#truth  #fact  #words  #ke$ha 

in 11 hours, I will turn 30 25 years old. 

— 1 week ago with 1 note
#holy fuck i'm almost dead  #personal 

spookyxaur:

interro-banged:

seeing people call into doubt those who are brave enough to report their rape and mistreatments makes it very difficult for me to respect people as a collective

If it helps at all with your view of the world, there have been a fractional amount of people calling me a liar with my coming out compared to those who have believed me! And of those calling me a liar, the majority were friends with or were attracted to my abuser, and the rest were the even smaller few that simply denied my claim because I was “just doing it for attention”. The vast majority have shown me much kindness and support, and have helped me spread the word in order to potentially save others from going through what I went through.

Though maybe the “real world” has a hard time taking claims like mine seriously (fuck da police), the most important part is that my target audience (potential future victims) have (for the most part) believed my story and protected themselves, which makes me feel so much better! All I really wish, after all, is that nobody experience the same things I went through.

It’s just disheartening, as a survivor of rape myself. When I came forward, not only was I universally believed and praised; but my abuser turned himself in and was immediately found guilty. If we, as a people, and as a community of oppressed nerds, cannot extend our arms in love and compassion and trust; who can? It’s almost painful. 

— 1 week ago with 7 notes
#nebraskon  #anime nebraskon  #nebkon  #rape  #trigger warning 

seeing people call into doubt those who are brave enough to report their rape and mistreatments makes it very difficult for me to respect people as a collective

— 1 week ago with 7 notes
#anime nebraskon  #nebraskon  #nebkon 
chibird:

I really needed a naptime after lunch in high school… man. :P There should be like, one-time workshops on life skills you need to succeed though.

I literally had all four of these in high school. 
you either had a shitty education or didn’t choose to take the appropriate classes if you didn’t get these (including nap time. I had nap time every single day)

chibird:

I really needed a naptime after lunch in high school… man. :P There should be like, one-time workshops on life skills you need to succeed though.

I literally had all four of these in high school. 

you either had a shitty education or didn’t choose to take the appropriate classes if you didn’t get these (including nap time. I had nap time every single day)

— 1 week ago with 10432 notes

sometimes, i look at my blog and think, “I should just make this a porn blog and be done with it.” 

Then, I look at my post statistics and realise that I literally am useless and just can’t be bothered to post shit. 

— 1 week ago

spookyxaur:

THIS IS A CALLOUT POST: ERIC J EPPERSON (OMAHA, NE)

The above cosplayer frequents the following cons: Nebraskon (Nebraska) and NakaKon (Kansas). The above photos were taken from Nebraskon 2012 and MetroCon 2013 respectively.

He sexually harasses and misgenders predominantly high-school-age assigned-female-at-birth cosplayers, and so far is responsible for at least one abusive relationship involving rape and another rape.

His tumblr url was sassybiepperson for a very long time, but he deactivated after being kicked out of the Nebraska Midwest Homestucks for sexually assaulting various members.

He is rumored to be appearing in a cosplay from Kill La Kill or Homestuck at Nebraskon 2014.

More details on his offenses can be found here.

Please spread the word and keep your loved ones away from this man.

— 1 week ago with 3740 notes

if i’m wearing something that shows my collar bone between the months of september and april, i definitely want you in my bed. 

— 1 week ago