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I'm Joshua, a pansexual, ink-loving, midwestern lovefool. The links above will take you to a few of my favorite things. The things below will tell you everything there is to know about me and the stuff that makes me tick.

The short version is that I'm 28 years old. I have adventures. I like shirtless guys. I like girls in dresses. I smell like dirt and I play rough. I'm not the prettiest boy you'll ever meet, but I'll sure be the one you fall in love with the fastest.

I'm a [Libra] and an [ENFP].
As far as I'm concerned, you're perfect.

peekachiu:

'what do you want for your birthday?'

image

Is one of those a wad of bills with wings?

(via fuckinq-feelings)

— 20 hours ago with 279336 notes
atopfourthwall:

howtonotsuckatgamedesign:

stunningpicture:

I rendered Milo Manara’s Spider-Woman pose in 3D.

This is hilarious.

This need to happen more often with comic art.

because perspective and angles don’t count for anything >_> fucking asshattwatcuntsa

atopfourthwall:

howtonotsuckatgamedesign:

stunningpicture:

I rendered Milo Manara’s Spider-Woman pose in 3D.

This is hilarious.

This need to happen more often with comic art.

because perspective and angles don’t count for anything >_> fucking asshattwatcuntsa

(via straythought)

— 2 weeks ago with 49977 notes
vxpo:

tin-d0g:

xeansan:

camerongale:

drakensberg:

ttthegingerqueer:

Just filled out my health insurance forms!

yeah!!! fucking around with health insurance forms!!!!

I hate when people complain about “oh health forms are stupid they want my biological sex instead of my gender!!!!” or “they only have male or female!!!”
There’s a reason for that, you dumb fucks, and they’re referring to biological sex
Different health risks are present in different sexes, and whatever gender is in your head does not change the fact that if you were born female, you have a higher risk for certain cancers and osteoporosis, and if you were born male you have a higher risk for heart disease and often a shorter lifespan than a female.
In other words, your biological sex is an important factor in health and health insurance, and your special snowflake status doesn’t change that.

Coulda said it nicer but it’s true; it’s about health.

No. There gets a point where nice doesn’t work. There’s too many stupid ass angsty teens on here that are gonna get themselves seriously hurt or sick because they wanna be a special fucking snowflake. Lemme tell you a thing. Doctors don’t give a flying fuck what you identify as. All they want to know is do you have two X chromosomes or an XY? Because cancer and lupus and certain medicines don’t give a flying fuck what pronouns you use. This is about your fucking LIFE. stop being angsty for TWELVE SECONDS because when you’re in an ambulance or going into cardiac arrest or whatever the situation may be, it’s ESSENTIAL that you get your head out of your ass long enough to tell them your BIOLOGICAL SEX that you were BORN WITH. It literally may save your life.

This is so important.

vxpo:

tin-d0g:

xeansan:

camerongale:

drakensberg:

ttthegingerqueer:

Just filled out my health insurance forms!

yeah!!! fucking around with health insurance forms!!!!

I hate when people complain about “oh health forms are stupid they want my biological sex instead of my gender!!!!” or “they only have male or female!!!”

There’s a reason for that, you dumb fucks, and they’re referring to biological sex

Different health risks are present in different sexes, and whatever gender is in your head does not change the fact that if you were born female, you have a higher risk for certain cancers and osteoporosis, and if you were born male you have a higher risk for heart disease and often a shorter lifespan than a female.

In other words, your biological sex is an important factor in health and health insurance, and your special snowflake status doesn’t change that.

Coulda said it nicer but it’s true; it’s about health.

No. There gets a point where nice doesn’t work. There’s too many stupid ass angsty teens on here that are gonna get themselves seriously hurt or sick because they wanna be a special fucking snowflake. Lemme tell you a thing. Doctors don’t give a flying fuck what you identify as. All they want to know is do you have two X chromosomes or an XY? Because cancer and lupus and certain medicines don’t give a flying fuck what pronouns you use. This is about your fucking LIFE. stop being angsty for TWELVE SECONDS because when you’re in an ambulance or going into cardiac arrest or whatever the situation may be, it’s ESSENTIAL that you get your head out of your ass long enough to tell them your BIOLOGICAL SEX that you were BORN WITH. It literally may save your life.

This is so important.

(via krissychan2)

— 2 weeks ago with 159134 notes

deliverusfromevans:

everythings-shiny-captain:

stuffwhitepeopleask:

If White People Were Described Like People Of Color In Literature

This is hilarious and true.

NUMBER SEVEN THOUGH

porcelain skin. 
the entire fucking character of SNOW WHITE
fair, florid, lily, milk, peaches & cream, a high color, white as a sheat, driven snow, alabaster, marbled, ashen, blanched, anemic, bloodless, pale as death, washed out, waxen, ghastly, sallow — I could literally go on and on. 

Shut the fuck up and get over yourself. Everybody can use shit analogies, and metaphors.

(via cheekysocialhermit)

— 2 weeks ago with 91834 notes
#aren't you a special fucking snowflake 
ATTENTION

madvlogz:

savanaugh:

souleaterunlimited:

savanaugh:

I AM ON A MISSION. I AM GOING TO FOLLOW EVERY BLOG ON THIS SITE. ALL OF THEM. HELP ME ACHIEVE THIS GOAL, INTERNET STRANGERS, BY REBLOGGING THIS POST AND I WILL FOLLOW ALL WHO REBLOG IT. E V E R Y O N E.

I want to call bullshit but I can’t take that chance 

good.

holy shit you’re really doing it

I wonder what following 40000 people looks like.I can barely keep up with my dash most days.

(via krissychan2)

— 1 month ago with 119827 notes

if you’re reading this we’re now in a relationship love you babe

(via god-thats-good)

— 1 month ago with 441759 notes

“i dont care about looks”

LIAR

YOU’RE A LIAR

YOU ARE LYING

(Source: estpolis, via iphone-dick-pics)

— 1 month ago with 846730 notes
#lies i have been told  #lies i have told 
Reblog if you’ve actually SEEN the movie “The Aristocats”

ironicallysayingswaggie:

awesometriathlon:

catgh0st:

image

Let’s see who’s over 18

I’m 16 and that was my favorite movie get off your high horse you used qtip

"you used qtip"

(Source: breakyourtwolittlehearts, via pieflavoredjizz)

— 1 month ago with 375680 notes
#perfection  #bliss 
carryonmy-assbutt:

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

albus—tumbledore:

32, 613 people understand this. Please explain

nobody say a word

we know who to trust now

carryonmy-assbutt:

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

albus—tumbledore:

32, 613 people understand this. Please explain

nobody say a word

we know who to trust now

(Source: maastrictian, via pieflavoredjizz)

— 1 month ago with 267088 notes
iamfreakingfool:

Oh my lord! Whoever made this, I am forever grateful!

iamfreakingfool:

Oh my lord! Whoever made this, I am forever grateful!

— 1 month ago with 16 notes
#jim things 

sodomyordeath:

Some people love to watch Bob Ross paint.

I love to watch Wayne Goss do makeup.

— 1 month ago with 2 notes
#jim things  #yaaaaaaaassss