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I'm Joshua, a pansexual, ink-loving, midwestern lovefool. The links above will take you to a few of my favorite things. The things below will tell you everything there is to know about me and the stuff that makes me tick.

The short version is that I'm 28 years old. I have adventures. I like shirtless guys. I like girls in dresses. I smell like dirt and I play rough. I'm not the prettiest boy you'll ever meet, but I'll sure be the one you fall in love with the fastest.

I'm a [Libra] and an [ENFP].
As far as I'm concerned, you're perfect.

ATTENTION

madvlogz:

savanaugh:

souleaterunlimited:

savanaugh:

I AM ON A MISSION. I AM GOING TO FOLLOW EVERY BLOG ON THIS SITE. ALL OF THEM. HELP ME ACHIEVE THIS GOAL, INTERNET STRANGERS, BY REBLOGGING THIS POST AND I WILL FOLLOW ALL WHO REBLOG IT. E V E R Y O N E.

I want to call bullshit but I can’t take that chance 

good.

holy shit you’re really doing it

I wonder what following 40000 people looks like.I can barely keep up with my dash most days.

(via krissychan2)

— 1 week ago with 105906 notes

if you’re reading this we’re now in a relationship love you babe

(via god-thats-good)

— 1 week ago with 368600 notes

“i dont care about looks”

LIAR

YOU’RE A LIAR

YOU ARE LYING

(Source: estpolis, via iphone-dick-pics)

— 1 week ago with 826889 notes
#lies i have been told  #lies i have told 
Reblog if you’ve actually SEEN the movie “The Aristocats”

ironicallysayingswaggie:

awesometriathlon:

catgh0st:

image

Let’s see who’s over 18

I’m 16 and that was my favorite movie get off your high horse you used qtip

"you used qtip"

(Source: breakyourtwolittlehearts, via pieflavoredjuice)

— 1 week ago with 361425 notes
#perfection  #bliss 
carryonmy-assbutt:

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

albus—tumbledore:

32, 613 people understand this. Please explain

nobody say a word

we know who to trust now

carryonmy-assbutt:

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

albus—tumbledore:

32, 613 people understand this. Please explain

nobody say a word

we know who to trust now

(Source: maastrictian, via pieflavoredjuice)

— 1 week ago with 258573 notes
iamfreakingfool:

Oh my lord! Whoever made this, I am forever grateful!

iamfreakingfool:

Oh my lord! Whoever made this, I am forever grateful!

— 1 week ago with 16 notes
#jim things 

sodomyordeath:

Some people love to watch Bob Ross paint.

I love to watch Wayne Goss do makeup.

— 1 week ago with 2 notes
#jim things  #yaaaaaaaassss 
alluremakeup-il:

The master of contouring! MUA: Samer Khouzam

alluremakeup-il:

The master of contouring! MUA: Samer Khouzam

— 1 week ago with 89 notes
#jim things 
pocoposh:

MAKEUP 101
If you’re not familiar with face contouring, don’t be intimidated ladies! This makeup technique used by professionals and everyday women is one of the easiest ways to enhance your already fabulous facial features, and make you stand out above the crowd. It slims your face and creates definition and illumination to create a sleek, sculpted look.
The first step in doing this is discovering what type of face shape you have. There are five main face shapes: oval, round, heart, square and long. Most makeup artists recommend standing in a bathroom facing the mirror and tracing or outlining the shape of your face directly onto the mirror. A dry erase marker, lipstick, or even a bar of soap will work for this. When you step back, you may be surprised at what shape your face really is!
Now that you have discovered the shape to your face, defining it is the goal. The way one can define the shape of their face is through contouring. Contouring is a commonly used way to change the appearance to face shape through the use of makeup. To be successful in contouring, you will need your regular face makeup, blush, highlighter and a bronzer one or two shades darker than your face makeup. Blending the bronzers and blushes into specific spots on the face can define cheek bones that you never had, or even narrow the bridge of your nose without going under the knife!
Tips Relevant to Specific Face Shape:
Oval:
An oval shaped face is considered the ideal face shape, as it is generally symmetrical and needs very little or no contouring. Lucky! This face shape can take on most hair styles and makeup trends and is characterized by broad cheeks and tapers inward at the forehead and chin. If this is you, enjoy it!
Round:
This shape tends to appear more youthful than others. Full cheeks and a round chin are common characteristics. Basic contouring can be used to enhance the round face shape. Place highlighter on the forehead, under the eyes, on the tops of the cheeks and on the chin. Along the cheeks and jaw, apply bronzer and blend very well, mixing the highlighter and the bronzer to create ‘shadowing’.
Square:
This face shape is similar to the round face; however, the jaw line tends to be much sharper than in a round face shape. To soften these sharp corners, use highlighter on the forehead, under eyes, and on the chin. Apply bronzer to the temples and at the corners of the jaw. Blend this together and add a natural blush to the cheeks.
Heart:
Heart shaped faces are wide at the forehead and pointed at the chin. Focus highlighter on the chin, under eyes, and forehead and apply bronzer on cheeks. Blend together.
Long:
Long faces are usually characterized by high cheek bones, high forehead, and sharp jaw line. To shorten and soften the edges of this face shape, apply a small amount of bronzer to the chin and blend well. Blush on the apples of the cheeks also assist in bringing out the nice cheekbones.
For other areas which may need contouring such as the bridge of the nose, apply bronzer to the sides of the nose and highlighter to the top and blend until the desired width is reached. Just remember, the areas we want to highlight, use highlighter and the areas we want to go away, use bronzer!

pocoposh:

MAKEUP 101

If you’re not familiar with face contouring, don’t be intimidated ladies! This makeup technique used by professionals and everyday women is one of the easiest ways to enhance your already fabulous facial features, and make you stand out above the crowd. It slims your face and creates definition and illumination to create a sleek, sculpted look.

The first step in doing this is discovering what type of face shape you have. There are five main face shapes: oval, round, heart, square and long. Most makeup artists recommend standing in a bathroom facing the mirror and tracing or outlining the shape of your face directly onto the mirror. A dry erase marker, lipstick, or even a bar of soap will work for this. When you step back, you may be surprised at what shape your face really is!

Now that you have discovered the shape to your face, defining it is the goal. The way one can define the shape of their face is through contouring. Contouring is a commonly used way to change the appearance to face shape through the use of makeup. To be successful in contouring, you will need your regular face makeup, blush, highlighter and a bronzer one or two shades darker than your face makeup. Blending the bronzers and blushes into specific spots on the face can define cheek bones that you never had, or even narrow the bridge of your nose without going under the knife!

Tips Relevant to Specific Face Shape:

Oval:

An oval shaped face is considered the ideal face shape, as it is generally symmetrical and needs very little or no contouring. Lucky! This face shape can take on most hair styles and makeup trends and is characterized by broad cheeks and tapers inward at the forehead and chin. If this is you, enjoy it!

Round:

This shape tends to appear more youthful than others. Full cheeks and a round chin are common characteristics. Basic contouring can be used to enhance the round face shape. Place highlighter on the forehead, under the eyes, on the tops of the cheeks and on the chin. Along the cheeks and jaw, apply bronzer and blend very well, mixing the highlighter and the bronzer to create ‘shadowing’.

Square:

This face shape is similar to the round face; however, the jaw line tends to be much sharper than in a round face shape. To soften these sharp corners, use highlighter on the forehead, under eyes, and on the chin. Apply bronzer to the temples and at the corners of the jaw. Blend this together and add a natural blush to the cheeks.

Heart:

Heart shaped faces are wide at the forehead and pointed at the chin. Focus highlighter on the chin, under eyes, and forehead and apply bronzer on cheeks. Blend together.

Long:

Long faces are usually characterized by high cheek bones, high forehead, and sharp jaw line. To shorten and soften the edges of this face shape, apply a small amount of bronzer to the chin and blend well. Blush on the apples of the cheeks also assist in bringing out the nice cheekbones.

For other areas which may need contouring such as the bridge of the nose, apply bronzer to the sides of the nose and highlighter to the top and blend until the desired width is reached. Just remember, the areas we want to highlight, use highlighter and the areas we want to go away, use bronzer!

— 1 week ago with 2 notes
#jim things 

and there we go ladies and gentlemen. because somebody at the police department got in touch with fox news, and released a police report after almost a week, (definitely not enough time to make up some bullshit and shakily pull it together with some camera stills from over a month ago), this ferguson business will fade into silence and darkness. it will be forgotten and america will sleep soundly at night. this will all have been for naught because all of a sudden the conservative media has an excuse.

— 1 week ago
#ferguson  #welcome to the death of civil rights  #fox news 

pettydavis:

narryplsx:

reverseracist:

pettydavis:

of course white people are gonna protect and defend the police. the police protect and defend them.

white people be like “dont bite the hand that feeds you”

Please shut the fuck up. Not all white people support all this horse shit, unbelievable.

a++++ for you special snowflake. but you still benefit from it. why dont you go protest the fuck outta that somewhere your whinging is wanted or needed.

this is about so much more than petty racial bickering. fucking get over yourselves and think about the larger picture. a person was executed in broad fucking daylight for nothing else except his race. if a white person wants to fucking show solidarity for the people of ferguson, fucking let them, support is support, and you never know who might have a mixed race brother, mother, child, lover, etc. i have just as much right to be outraged. 

(via marc-jcubs)

— 1 week ago with 1140 notes
#ferguson